The Pretence

More scintillating questions for Max Lapierre including:

• boobs or butts?
• hip-hop or heavy metal?
• poutine or sushi?

Doing this in a hurry (and I’m not great with French-Canadian slang) but here’s the essence of what he says!

1. Name three things on your iPod: Music, batteries (creative Max, haha!), Coldplay and U2 (and Metallica?)

2. Boobs or butts? He answers “seins” at first, pauses and adds “et fesse,” so boobs and butts.

3. Beer or wine? Beer

4. Sushi or poutine? Sushi

5. Hip hop or heavy metal? Hip hop

ETA:

Final two translations courtesy of the lovely @youmemeyouallnight!

6. Alain Chantelois or Chantal Machabée (two people from the RDS channel): Chantal Machabée. 

7. 110% or Dieu merci (two shows from Québec TV channels): He answers “Dieu merci”, and then the guy asks if he would actually call himself “Maxime” in the show, to which Lappy answers “no not really, I’m a kind of a shy guy on stage (in front of an audience). My acting career, I think I’ll keep it aside.”